Saturday, 27 February 2016

The Social Media Show

Ladies and gentlemen,

Welcome to the only public performance of the latest, new show within this extraordinary little, ethereal theatre.

If you attended the last time any ordinary members of the public gained admittance here, you will already have a few ideas about what to expect.  That means you will most likely experience something wonderfully unexpected in the moments ahead of you.

As it is likely that you and your fellow audience members are now sufficiently eligible to be regarded as enlightened beings, please be seated, as calmly and quietly as possible, for the performance ahead.

A prologue with performance notes

An appreciative gesture

A dialogue

A narrative exposition

A demonstration of classical unities

An informed critique

Intermission and additional performance notes

There are often persons wishing to audition in this little theatre, whether for performances on the stage, a screen or as audience members.  You may wish to do the same.  Please do your own investigations to discover how to do so.

An enlightened monologue

This is your chance to supply an enlightened monologue.

Will your monologue become a meme?

Will you use 140 characters of less?

Would you prefer to display a meaningful photograph instead?

(Ensemble conclusions, songs and dance routines follow)