Enlightened ladies, enlightened gentlemen and other enlightened persons,
As it is now 3 o'clock in the afternoon in the Adelaidezone, and therefore time for tea here in Villa Twaklinilkawt, you are invited to attend the Ethereal World Peace Award Ceremony in this ethereal theatre. It begins in 42 seconds time.
Please leave now if you do not wish to participate. That is especially likely to be the case if you are not an enlightened person and you have no intention of becoming one.