Sunday, 27 August 2017

Patrons of Enlightenment

It is with great pleasure that I am able to announce that this ethereal theatre currently remains open to patrons of enlightenment.  If you are not a patron of enlightenment, please leave immediately.

All audience members will be expected to display their tickets to the staff here over the next few minutes.

Patrons of enlightenment obviously enjoy dialogues of enlightenment.  This is the case whether they are mere observers or active participants.

Patrons of enlightenment know that just a few dramas from the parlour are rarely likely to upset the management of this theatre.  The same does not necessarily apply to dramas presented in the mass media.

Patrons of enlightenment have long been preparing for the Digital Twaklinesque Festival of Peace.  That festival is currently taking place amongst the Adelaideans and all sorts of other people.

Patrons of enlightenment know that, all things being otherwise equal, they will be expected to pay for the pleasure of enjoying future performances here, with or without the ethereal presence of Mozart, his mother, wife, sister and/or pretty cousin.

Patrons of enlightenment prefer access to a city of dreams, possibly even as a place in which to live.  The people who already live is such a place tend to prefer more exclusive access.

Many patrons of enlightenment quite recently attended The Ethereal World Peace Award Ceremony in this ethereal theatre.  They all hope world peace will be one of the upcoming public occasions.

All patrons of enlightenment are certainly grateful for at least a peaceful day from time to time.  Those distinguished persons are also likely to spend a few hours of such a day in the green room associated with this theatre.

Are you a patron of enlightenment?  If so, where is your ticket to an enlightened future?