An important notice
Whenever open auditions and/or accomplished performances are anticipated on the world stage of this ethereal theatre, the digital stage door is likely to be open.
The management is responsible for all security arrangements. Please comply courteously with all reasonable instructions. There are no unreasonable instructions associated with Villa Twaklinilkawt.
At all times, all talented persons here are expected to conduct themselves with enlightenment and sprezzatura. This applies not only in all areas of Villa Twaklinilkawt open to them but also in the wider world. Please look after your reputation carefully.
Even if you do not have perfect pitch, you will be expected to listen very carefully to all the requirements. Dignified morals and delightful morale are very important throughout the Adelaidezone.
In view of this, no postmodern performances are permitted anywhere within Villa Twaklinilkawt, except for urgent, satirical purposes.
As no ego-directed productions occur here, please do not expect to participate in regietheatre or regieoper or excessively regimented rehearsals.
Similarly, neither the anal nor the atonal are permitted to occur here, except for essential, well reasoned artistic purposes.
As you are apparently here mainly to display your knowledge and skills in relation to world peace, you will be expected to have already read the most important notice on display in the green room.
To enter through this stage door, please expect to show your invitation to any member of staff seeking to examine it.